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Can you fill this out without lying? \n
\n1.What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Clos du Bois Sauvignon Blanc. (White wine)\n\n2.Where was your profile picture taken? On the back deck.\n\n3.Do you play pokemon go? I'm a grown-up. \n\n4.Name someone who made you laugh today: \nSouthern Mama videos.\n\n5.How late did you stay up last night? 10pm.\n\n6.If you could move somewhere else, where would it be? Destin, Florida. \n\n7.Ever been kissed under fireworks? Yes, I have. New Years Eve. 😍\n\n8.Which of your friends lives closest? Friend or someone I know thru Facebook? 😐 Cuz it's the same. \n\n9.Do you believe ex's can be friends? I've seen it happen. But not me. Once I cut you off....that bridge is burned. \n\n10.How do you feel about dr pepper? Diet Dr Pepper is my crack. \n\n11.When was the last time you cried? Friday morning. Fucking hormones.\n\n12.Who took your profile picture? I did.\n\n13.Who the last person you took a picture of?\nMy kids.\n\n14.Was yesterday better than today? Meh. \n\n15.Can you live a day without TV? Yup.\n\n16.Are you upset about anything? Yes. We blew our vacay budget on Disney and now I can't go to the beach. \n\n17.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? Yes. \n\n18.Are you a bad influence? I can be😈\n\n19.Night out or night in? Night out.\n\n20. What items could you not go without during the day? Phone. I have a problem. 😄\n\n21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? Mother-in-law. \n\n22.What does the last text message in your inbox say? Ok. \n\n23.How do you feel about your life right now?\nBlessed! \n\n24.Do you hate anyone? I would not say hate...but dislike. \n\n25.If we were to look in your inbox what would we find? 2,780 undeleted messages from Bath and Body Works. \n\n26.Has anyone ever called you perfect? Yes, my husband. \n\n27.Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m., who do you want it to be? Someone telling me they paid off my student loans. \n\n28.Name something you have to do tomorrow?\nGo to the commissary....its grocery day. \n\n29.Do you think too much or' too little? Too damn much.\n\n30.Do you laugh a lot? At myself, mostly. \n\n31.Do you have any fears? Losing a loved one.